3 Blondes

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become
detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the
first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your
suspect, how would you recognize him?

The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he
only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well...uh.. .that's because the
picture shows his side profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture
for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect,
how would you recognize him?"

The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too
easy to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily
responds, "What's the matter with you two?!? Of course only one eye and
one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of his side profile!! Is
that the best answer you can come up
with?

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third
blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would
you recognize him?" He quickly adds"... think hard before giving me a
stupid answer."

The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says,
"Hmmmm...the suspect wears contact lenses." The policeman is surprised
and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect
wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer...wait here
for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on
that."

He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in
his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.

"Wow! I can't believe it...it's TRUE! The suspect does
in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such
an astute observation?

"That's easy," the blonde replied.
"He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear.